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Name: Mika
Country: Canada
State: British Columbia
Birthday: 5/26/1986
Gender: Female
Interests: chill-axin w/ friends, music, clubbin, meeting new people, shopping, partying, dinner outs, and the world of fashion.
Occupation: p/t Student / p/t Hostess
Industry: Nursing/Food
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MSN: baybejapangel@hotmail.com
Member Since:
7/26/2002
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| One of the most GAYEST cartoon video I ever seen in my life ...
http://www.flurl.com/item/Gay_Celebs_Superheroes_Orgy_u_209877
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| Win any girl over in 26 easy steps:
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this
will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).
3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If
she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning.
This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might
be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement,
and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then
when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because
jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When
she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "fuck you" and grab the
other girl's ass. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire
yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and
now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home.
When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that,
lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your
jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye
and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're
going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is
with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to
the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when
the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you
all night.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small
pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't
girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait
10 minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes
home and you can use your arms for more important things (like
basketball).
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give
her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she
deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes,
earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the
pair. This way, she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order,
interrupt and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls
love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell
on it (but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm
talking about).
21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say
"no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just
scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her
that material objects arent important. The only thing that's important
is that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present
she can ever get.
25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or
just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you
know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and
have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't
like this one that much, but I think it's funny.
26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,
promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This
will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that
you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really
excited. Don't call.
if you stick to this, you'll probably never become a pussy.
and you know, girls don't date pussies.
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| So windy that a tree collapsed on the #49 bus the second I hopped into the bus this afternoon. It shook the whole bus and it literally felt like it was going to flip over.
Blocked the whole road, bus driver was being interviewed and people were taking pictures of the tree with their cell phones.
Pretty scary.. really glad no one got hurt, they could have been instantly crushed.
On a positive note, a big Happy 20th Birthday wish goes out to my bestest, Donna. You mean the world to me and you deserve the very best. =)
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| Sigh.........really need some time off...
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| *Some recent pictures from the month of September*
--Mariah Carey Concert--
 
--A Night out for a Coworker's Birthday--
What Oprah Had to say about Men..
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what
makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends".
A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
Don't stay because you think "it will get better."
You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
If something bothers you, speak up.
Never let a man know everything.* He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behaviour.* Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...
even if he has more education or in a better job.
Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is two way street.
You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage...
deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you..
a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals..
look for someone complimentary...not supplementary.
Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
MAKE HIM MISS YOU SOMETIMES...when a man always know where you are,
and you're always readily available to him - HE TAKES IT FOR GRANTED.
Never move into his mother's house. Never co-sign for a man.
Share this with other women and men (just so they know)...
You'll
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